talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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