Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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