Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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