When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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