did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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