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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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