You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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