'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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