Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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