ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
