Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Randomize
