im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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