i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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