He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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