...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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