we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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