Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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