is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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