trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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