Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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