Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
COCAINE IS GR8
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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