If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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