HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm experimenting with sincerity
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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