either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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