i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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