I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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