i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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