All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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