How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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