I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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