Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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