God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
This is the high leading the old right now
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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