Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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