Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
