I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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