what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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