I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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