I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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