Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
as a side note pls kill me
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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