So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I have tasted many bathrooms
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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