yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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