on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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