The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
we're making bets on your personal life
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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