Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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