I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
please don't ironically join a cult
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