Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Randomize
