Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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