that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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