they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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