Just fell off a train. Bad.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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