i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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