Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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