I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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