I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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