Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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