Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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